Thumb Drive Baru!!

whoah!!
aku dah ade thumb drive bru...
siang td aku gi merayau..
sje survey2 la harga thumbdrive...
bwk duit dlm rm50 jek...
almaklumlah...rm50 jek yg aku ada...
miskin tahap gaban dah nih...
so rm50 je la bajet aku nak bli thumbdrive..
huhuhu...

memula tuh aku gi ar survey kat kedai pc billion...
usha2, yg tggl thumbdrive 8gb jek ade...harga lak rm58...
aku cek dompet aku...kot2 ada la terselit rm10 ke...dpt la jgk aku bli thumbdrive...
ceh, korek2 dompet, xda la plak rm10...mmg kering abis dah duit aku nih...then aku chow dr kedai tuh...

lps chow...aku grak kajang...nasib bek minyak motor aku ada sparuh...lebih dr cukup kalo pergi balik dr kajang...masuk2 metro jek aku trus naik atas...woohoo...ada jgk external2 di jual kat sini...harga lak mcm harga lowyatt la lebih kurang...or maybe mhl skit...mcm external 320gb jenama transcend harga dlm rm350 je kot...and byk jgk thumbdrive yg murah2 kat sini...first kedai aku masuk kedai my10's...thumbdrive 4gb harga rm35...8gb plak rm53...pergh!! rm3 lg nak dptkan thumbdrive 8gb...so "tak pak ah"...

then aku grak kedai kedua...aku xtau ape nama kedai tuh...usha2, tgk2 ada jual thumbdrive...woohhooo!! sini lg murah...pendrive 2gb rm15, 4gb rm25 and 8gb rm46/48...so aku angkat la pendrive 8gb yg berharga rm48...sje amik yg mahal skit...sbb rm48 nih nmpk lebih stylo...huhuhu....so cool!! nati nak gi umah amir...nak amik sberapa byk HD footage kat komputer die..sumbat kasik mampat. wee~...

yg sbenanye aku xde bnda nak tulis...so aku just tulis je la cte pasal pendrive nih...huhuhu...chow!! so long bitches!!

owh before i forget...aku ada edit satu video...terlupe la plak nak bgtau...video nih just saje2 edit...nak testing widescreen kat youtube...and resolution sbenar footage2 dlm nih adalah 640X480....after edit2 jd lah widescreen...x lama pun video nih...just 24secs...so check this video out...




I'm A.C.A.P and peace out biatch!!!

Lack of Antibody..

last wednesday..i caught fever again...
pity me...huhuhu...
i didnt eat rice until thursday evening!! F!!!
sbb lidah aku rase masin...
x dpt nak terima rase mkanan...

in the wednesday
i went to the U clinic to get the MC and medicine...
unfortunately the doctor didnt give me the MC!!
watafak!! i'd already skip class for the whole day!!
the doctor said "dah nak sihat dah...xyah la MC"
shit man!!
you know what, i've been sick since wednesday till now!!
fuck!!
dah nak sihat ape kejadahnye...

ari khamis tu, abis klas aku rase body temperature aku mkin truk...
mkin panas...
aku rase mcm nak pukul jek doktor tuh...
dah la aku terlepas kuiz psychology ari rabu tuh..
kalo ada MC ada la jgk alasan...
nasib baik mdm aku berperikemanusian..
die bg jgk la peluang utk aku wat kuiz nanti...
tu pun kemain payah die nak caya kat aku...

ptg td...
aku kena sit for exam...
lg mcm sial...
mkin pening kepala otak aku...
aku rase mcm nak tido jek dlm hall tuh...
pening gile...
aku terpaksa kuatkan semangat...
aku wat jgk paper tuh...
dah ar susah...
huhuhu..
aku harap2 dpt ar lulus...
herm....
kalo dah xde rezeki nak wat mcm mana...
terima je...
maybe ada hikmah disebaliknye...
ok2, dah2...
sampai sini je aku nak cite...
chow...

I'm A.C.A.P and peace out~

ATM Machine!!!

today,
i didnt go to the KFC ad shooting...
coz my body is so weak due to the fever...
my head is spinning around...
spin like shit...
this morning i got a migrain...
i felt like my head wanna blow out..
i screamed like hell...
smashed my head on the bed..
just to get rid of the pain...
but its not working...
damn...
at last, i ate 2 pieces of panadol actifast..
feuuhh~...
its cool me down a little bit...
reducing my body temperature and so on...

at 1.40 amir, ammar and sidiq arrived..
they pick me up at my house..
so that we can withdraw the money together...
just to make the process easier for us...
so that we can buy a new camcorder...

first we went to muamalat bank...
unfortunately, the bank was closed..
coz today is sunday..
i forgot that today is sunday, shit!!
and ammar cant withdraw his money...
after that we went to CIMB bank..
try to withdraw our money...
owh shit!!
my ATM card had been swallowed by that fucking machine..
u know what, that ATM card is also my Matric Card in U..
i felt like "shit!! my ATM card!!!"
"what i'm going to do"
"what will happen to me if my parents know??"
"what will happen to me if i dont get back my ATM card??"
"what will happen to me at U"

after that, i talked to the guard...
he asked me to try come tomorrow to get the card..
cos that bank will open tomorrow..
he said that the bank will keep my ATM card...
he also ask me to keep the receipt...

herm...how can i come tomorrow??
im in U at that time!!
herm..i think i have to tell this matter to my parents...
so that they can take my ATM card tomorrow...
and send it to me before wednesday...
coz in U,
wednesday is the day where we have to wear that matric card..
if not, maybe we will get the saman letter..
in other words "compound"...
if we get kantoi la...
i dont want to waste my money and time to go to Mahallah Office to pay the saman..
and begging to lower down the saman cost..
this is shit man...
herm...i hope tomorrow my parents will get that ATM card for me..
i felt uneasy if i dont have that thing...
please mummy, daddy...help me...
ok2
chow~

I am A.C.A.P, and peace out..

First Job

wee~ today i got a new job...
a job as an extras for the KFC ads..
it is my first job...
sounds cool huh?

man, it was super tired...
my legs is still shaking rite now..
it is because of the walking scene..
i think i walked about 5km plus today...
it is because of the director and cameraman was so demanding...
they took lots of time and takes for a scene...
damn tired~

so,
as an extra today..
i am the man who carry a tray,
a man who walking and stare at the main character,
a man who eat wedges..etc..
so beware extras!!
i will be the winner for the best extra awards 2008!!
coz i am professional and a camera whore!!

owh ya...
half of the payment of the job i gave it to my parents already...
just to get kap, ba, ro, kap, alif, ta, nun(keberkatan)...
aminnnn~...

so thats all for today...
wanna go to bed..
chow~

I am A.C.A.P, and peace out...

Pain!!

yesterday, we went to TTDI to send abudi...
then after a few hours
we went to times square...
wee~
best2!!
we saw hot chick wearing black panties at times square after we went to low yatt..
hahahaha!!
when we are at lowyatt plaza...
we're checking some HD camcorder...
you know what, all the men who works there judge people by their appearance...
fuuuck ar!!
go to hell!!
you think i dont have any money to buy that things??
damn you!!
fucktard!!

bla bla bla...
then, abudi arrive at times square while we are busy watching hot chicks acting and dancing showing off her black panties(tight shorts i think)
then we went to lowyatt back...
abudi bought the headphone i think...

after that,
went to cheras gym..
there, me pushing my body to the limit..
drills like hell...
owh shit!!
both of my legs feels pain because of the training...
super pain!!!
shit man!!

owh ya!
this morning i went to the mosque to perform raya haji prayer...
damn!! pain like hell!!
i forced myself to do it...
i have to use my hands to stand up...
usually i always use my legs to stand up...
but in this situation, its different...
it needs my hands support...
herm...
need to take a rest for a few days to repair my leg muscles and tissues...

owh ya...
before i forget...
Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha!!!
bye2..

I'm A.C.A.P, peace out~

7 December 2008

that date is my anniversary with my putri...
hehehehe...

pejam celik pejam celik dah setahun rupenye....
hehehehe...
cepat jgk mase berlalu...
byk jugak dugaan2 yg kitorg lalui...
gembira, sedih, suka, duka, etc...
but kitorg still bertahan sampai sekarang...
wee~

harap2 hubungan kitorg dpt bertahan lama...aminn...

so tu je aku nak cite pasal anniversary aku...
I'm A.C.A.P, peace out...

Grilled Vegies Foldover!!!

fuck u McD!!
hari jumaat mlm sabtu lepas aku dgn rakan2 separkour aku gi mcD berdekatan kompleks PKNS!!
hari tu best gile!! ye la mana x nye...abudi belanja smua org mkn!! wee~~ mkn free kot~~...thanx abudi.
tp mcD PKNS mcm lancau...dah la bru bukak, buat hal lak tu...siot tol..

ok, biar aku crita....
mlm tu, aku order la set Grilled Chicken Foldover and sundae...
sbb aku agak lapar gak mlm tuh...hehehehe...
then seperti biasa aku akan mkn fries and sundae dulu...
and then bru mkn main course..
dah abis mkn fries and sundae, aku pun bukak la kotak Grilled Chicken Foldover tuh...
bukak2 jek...
aku rase lain mcm...
asal aku punye mknan nih nipis semacam jek...
and vegies cantik plak la die susun...
serta dua slice tomato yg terletak indah di tgh2 roti die...
tetibe...
aku sedar(lampi skejap)..
shit!! chicken patty aku xde!! kimak lu!!
shit shit shit!!
fuck you mcD!!

harap maklum...
sambungan cerita ada pada clip dr camera abudi...
nak tau mintak dr die...
fuck you mcD!!

Duit Harijadi!!!

wee~ mak aku bg aku rm100 sbgai hadiah ari jadi aku...wee~..
tp aku xkan gune duit tuh utk joli2...
baik simpan utk emergency...wee~

dan, mak aku jumpe duit syiling yg aku kumpul mase cuti menunggu result spm kuar...
x byk ada la dlm rm26 ringgit...and duit tuh x pernah2 pnuh satu mug!! shit!! aku asyik gune jek...huhuhu...mug tu plak dpt mase prom night bebudak skola aku wat mase form5 dulu...huhuhu...still ada lg reben kat mug holder tuh....huhuhu....but, the prom night was sucks!!

btw, here is the picture...

Yo!!

Korang smua dah bace surat khabar Yo! yg ada utusan malaysia tuh??
gmba2 di KBS masuk paper bai~
aku amat berbangga jgk dpt masuk dlm paper...hehehehe...
but nmpk yg aku nih poser ar...
huhuhu...pity me...
so ape yg aku nak smpaikan kat sini...
no shuffler pic in there!!!
wakakakaka!!
get lost you fucking shufflers!!
fuck you...
berkubur la shuffle di dunia ini...
wakakakaka!!
and you know what, most of the pics are from our demo!!
wee~
ada la dlm 6 gmba...
tp ada gmba yg same ar...
hehehehehe...
that means parkour is so fucking cool and flashy!!
fuck you shuffle!!
so do check the "Yo!" newspaper from utusan malaysia...

im A.C.A.P, and peace out~

My Hair

wee~ my hair...
mcm x sesuai jek??
spam2!!
ceh! bajet myspace jek..
aku edit bg nmpk shadow...wee~
aku adalah poser emo...
rmbut dpn x pnjg lg..
x dpt nak tutup sebelah mata...
so spam!!

Dota dan Guitar Hero

ptg td aku grak cc...
grak dlm pukul 4:30...
main dota...huhuhu...
first dgn second game just main saje2 je...
gune hero random..
then last game bru serious...

wee~..
as usual, aku akan gune hero yg pling aku suke pakai...
yes!! Rhasta!! makhluk tua yg berwarna biru...
skill2 die agak gmpk..
eh, bukan agak gmpak...
mmg gmpak!!
ganas!!
sakit sial kalo terperangkap...
campur plak dgn shackles dgn lightning forked aku..
pergh...
sure xleh lari...
kalo bleh lari pun nasib je tuh..

hari ini pertama kali dlm sejarah aku dpt triple kill!!
wee~ mmg strategic btol tmpt serpent ward yg aku ltk...
sekor teperangkap dlm ular...
pastu bg plak lightning forked!!
kene plak dlm 3-4 hero...
pergh!! sakit sial!!
Balanar(night stalker) mati dimalam hari...
teperangkap dlm serpent aku..
hahahaha!
padan muke ko!!
irsyad lak berharapan bleh bunuh yg lg sekor tgh nyawa2 ikan...
malang skali die x dpt...
aku punye ular sakit tu bai...
that means aku dpt bunuh 4 hero!!
tp mlgnye x smpat nak kuarkan perkataan triple kill tuh skali lg...
huhuhu...
mmg best ar last match 2...
abis game jek, aku punye mase dah tamat...
then lepak2 kat cc jap...
pastuh grak umah ammar...

kat umah ammar..
aku main gitar hero lak...
huhuhuhu...
memula main aku saje2 nak warm up...
bg irsyad riak2 dulu menang lawan aku...
last game die kalah...
hahaha...bru ko tau kehebatan aku bermain gitar hero...
hahahaha....
irsyad dah kalah tuh trus xnak main...
see....im so cool man...
pastuh lepak2 jap smpai 8:30...
pastu ape lg...balik ar...
hahahha...
mmg best game2 aku main hari ni...

I'm A.C.A.P, peace out...

Muscle dan Boy Band

herm....pagi buta nih aku boring2...
then,x pasal2 aku teringat lak zaman2 mase form 5 dulu...
time tuh mmg best gile mase study umah ammar
aku dgn siddiq sleepover umah ammar...
mlm2 pulak kitorg kuar gi mapley...
pas blik, kitorg main "risk" sampai pagi buta!!

then aku cri2 gmba2 dulu...
so aku try edit gmba 2...
nampak lak gmba muscle...
so aku edit...
yg gmba muscle tuh aku just edit kat muscle je...bground aku x edit...
dan ni ar hasilnye...
hahahaha...gay sial...
dan salah satunye merupakan gmbar boy band kitorg...hahahaha..
korg ada ke gmba boy band??
korg jgn jeles plak..

Anoyying Irritating Guys

beberapa hari yg lepas
aku gi open house umah awek apek..
keluarga awek apek nih agak kaya jgk...
huhuhu...

yg peliknye raya dah habis, tp still wat open house jgk...
pling plik keluarga tu wat open house sampai waktu imsak!! wtf!!
diorg nih x tido ke??
tp yg aku tau..pkul 11 lebih tuh, org ramai dah blah...
hahaha...apatah lg kalo sampai imsak...
msti org dah xde...
x pasal2 perompak plak yg dtg...
hahahah...
and ada jugak aku nmpk 1-2 org artis dtg open house umah tu..

(kat meja....)
aku, siddiq, ali and apek duk satu meja dgn daud and sorg lg mmber die...
tah ape tah name die...
aku pun x amik tau...
die kata die blaja kat UIA PJ...
amik course IT...
and berharapan nak tukar ke course aku...
iaitu course human science...

nak diikutkan..
aku nih layan die skit2 jek...
die lak over2...sial tol!!
pastu mase ckp tuh die mcm nak tujukan kat aku je...
huhuhu...
aku pun terpaksa ar layan bdk sengal nih...
sial!! loser sial kawan daud!!
kalo ada razmen msti bertambah2 loser die!!

nak xnak, aku terpaksa wat mcm layan die..
ape yg die wat lawak, aku terpaksa wat gelak politik...
sial ar ko!! bnci sial...
member aku ali and siddiq pun x suke ko...
ko blah ar!!
hahahaha!
pling xleh blah, mase si daud nih wat cte..
die kata die slalu jmpe ammar dgn sorg awek cun kat library...
die kata pmpn tuh awek ammar!!
wtf!! xkan ar ammar x bgtau aku die ade awek...
aku satu dorm dgn ammar pun die x bgtau...
plus ammar, aku tau sgt taste ammar..
di ni xkan couple dgn pmpn2 yg jenis bdk2 klas die...
sbb die sendiri kata bdk2 klas die buruk...
hahahaha...
pity u...
so aku fikir2..
sah bdk daud nih wat cte melampau2...
fuck you liar!!

jd tu je lah yg aku nak coretkan utk mlm ni..

I'm A.C.A.P, peace out...

Whats wrong with me? (after)

today i officially woke up at 12.30pm...
why officially?? coz at 10.30 i suddenly woke up with no reasons that i dont know why..then i take a look at my phone...i saw, 1 message received from putri...
then i reply..

after a few minutes, i fell asleep again...
after 2 hours i woke up again...that means at 12.30...
after a few seconds... i got another 1 new message from her...

after 3 minutes then i replied..
after that, she suddenly said "bye2"..
after that, i asked her why?..
after that, she not tell me why..
after that, shes mad at me...without telling the reason why..

after that, i tried to chill her up...
after couples of minutes i made her tell me why..
after that she tells me the reason why...
after that i say "sorry..."
after that she dont accept it...by saying "emm"..
after that i explained to her...
after that i felt that she's a bit "ok"..
after that i know, we're already ok..

sorry for the broken english guys...
and i'm so sorry putri...next time i wont do that again...
sorry, sorry and sorry...

im A.C.A.P, peace out...

Yeay! Dpt Balik Butterfly Twist!!

ptg td aku train dgn kawan2 aku
kitorg gi kat spot pling best utk tricking
iaitu kat putrajaya...
wee~

start tricking....
aku memula tuh just try wat trick2 yg aku sure boleh land...
then aku teringat trick yg aku dah hilang 2
trick tu bernama...
butterfly twist...
walaupun amat buruk butterfly twist yg aku wat hari ni,
tp atleast b-twist aku land...
and aku berpuas hati sbb dpt land btwist ari ni...
wee~
memula belajar biasa la buruk2...
lama2 nati dah biasa dpt ar wat yg cool punye form...

owh ya, td aku jgk ada try wat cheat gainer,
yes! dpt land!!
sbb aku ingt aku punye cheat gainer pun akan hilang...
maklumlah tricking kat rumput 15 mcm haram!!
keras gile!!

huhuhu...
badan aku dah start rase sengal...
nih mesti adrenaline dah xde ar nih...
k.ar tu je aku nak tulis mlm ni...

I'm A.C.A.P, peace out...

My Vision for PKMY

herm...ini adalah vision aku utk PKMY...secara jujurnye aku jeles jgk tgk website skater malaysia...website diorg agak menarik...diorg jgk dpt byk sponsor...

aku rasa amat teruja jgk bile dgr berita KBS cube nak commercial kan Parkour ni...so dgn adanye HD camcorder nati, aku akan cube yg terbaik dalam video editting...aku nak wat yg terbaik!! so bile org2 dalam dan luar negara tgk video tuh, diorg akan rasa teruja dgn kehebatan skill2 bdk2 parkour malaysia...and mmberikan reaksi positive kepada masyarakat...aku harap, lepas event KBS nih parkour akan famous drastically and within next year, maybe org ramai dah kenal ape itu "Parkour"...so bile dah famous, maka adalah sponsor2 yg akan taja PKMY...then bleh la pkmy wat domain website...design website kasi gempak k....and aku jgk harap byk gym2 with full equipment akan dibuka berhampiran tmpt2 utama seperti bangi...

aku harap nati bile org awam ditanya dgn wartawan, "Kenal Le Parkour x?"
org2 awam akan jawab dgn mudah, "owh kenal2!! yang diorg wat bnda2 cool tu ek?"
dan aku harap diorg xkan jawab "ha? Lepak?" WTF!!!!

so kepada traceur2 yg di luar sana...do your best!! then, bile ada ape2 event yang best, diorg akan pggil budak2 parkour utk wat show and korg bleh jd mcm Amir, bile diorg nak wat movie maybe korg akan dipanggil utk jd stuntman...fuh! bangga tuh kalo masuk Movie...

dan bile dah ada gym nati, kitorg dpt train secara safely and dpt improve drastically...dan aku jgk berharap parkour malaysia dapat setanding dgn parkour luar negara yg lain pada suatu hari nati....so, this is my vision...

I'm A.C.A.P, peace out...

Duit Duit Duit

herm...skang nih aku tgh cube2 mencari duit...huhuhuhu....maybe awal2 nih dapat skit je kot...or maybe xde..but dah lme2 nati maybe dpt byk or maybe just kekal mcm sekarang...huhuhu...nasib bek xyah kuarkan modal...tujuan aku cri duit nih saje2 je...and aku harap duit yg akan aku dpt nati duit yg dtg dr sumber yg halal...

maybe satu hari nati aku tgh kering ke...or perlukan duit...bleh la aku gune duit yg aku dpt tuh...huhuhuhu...xpe2, bak kata org tua..sikit2 lama2 jd bukit..bile jd bukit, aku harap bleh jd gunung pulak...duit beb, sape xnak...asalkan halal sure xde mslh...so dgn duit yg aku dpt nati, akan aku manfaatkan sepenuhnya...sbb byk bnda jgk yg aku tringin nak beli...so aku kena la berjimat cermat dr skarang...so itu je aku nak tulis pada hari ni...

k. That's all for today, I'm A.C.A.P, peace out...

Kenduri Doa Selamat Rumah Masi...eh! Maria...

mlm ni aku gi umah maria...semuanya atas jemputan si Irsyad ni...katanya "ko jgn ckp aku ni lupakan kawan pulak" hahahaha..maybe die terasa dgn apa yg terjadi pada hari tu kot...agak pedih jgk aku flame die....sori ar Irsyad...hahahaha!! ok2 continue with the story...

pkul 8.30, aku dah terpacak kat dpn umah ammar...sbb irsyad kata nak amik aku kat umah ammar...sblm aku masuk umah ammar, aku msj die dulu..."aku dpn umah ko"...dah anta msj tuh, Ammar x kuar2 lg...mamat nih main game kot...then aku msj ammar wat kali kedua and anta msj yg sama...bru nak kuar...huhuhuhu...then aku dijemput masuk...masuk2 je tgk xbox360 tgh terpasang kat tv...sah! mmg main xbox mamat nih...setelah beberapa minit tgk ammar main xbox, irsyad pun dtg...huhuhu...bru la mamat nih nak sampai...x punctual lgsg...ni la die org melayu sekarang...haish~...

dlm pkul 8.50 kitorg gerak gi umah "Maria" bukan nama sebenar...sebelum masuk dlm rumah prmpn idaman si irsyad ni...irsyad membuat rancangan dgn fikri supaya fikri menyamar sebgai irsyad..then kitorg di jemput masuk...masuk2 je salam ayah die...dan mase slm tuh, x pasal2 fikri ckp "hai, nama saya irsyad"...die berckp tanpa segan silu, ayah si maria ni x tnye pun name sapa...dgn hati kering, fikri wat bodo je..then sampai kat dlm rumah berkenalan dgn mak kepada maria...mak die bertanya...yg mana satu irsyad?? Irsyad dgn pantas point ke arah fikri dgn mukenye yg cuak...hahahaha...takut ko irsyad...pastu trus irsyad mengkantoikan rancangan yg die buat sendiri beberapa minit yg lalu...adesss....then kitorg amik mknan...aku mcm biasa...makan nasik...lauk ayam kampung, daging rendang and sedikit kuah kari...agak sedap jgk nasi die and daging die...and ayam kampung org ckp sedap...so mkn je la...sbb aku pun blum mkn mlm lg...dah mkn nasik, mkn sate pulak...lapar punye pasal..aku mkn la lg...lpas mkn sate mkn buah2 pulak sebagai pencuci mulut...herm...puas aku mkn mlm ni...hehehehe...tq irsyad...tq masi...eh! maria...

then diorg borak2 mcm biasa...gelak gile2...bla bla bla...pastuh sblm balik kitorg salam2...etc...doakan mak maria...etc...sbenanye byk lg yg aku nak cte pasal perbualan diorg, bdk2 kecik x suke irsyad, pasal fikri ni lg, pasal Asyraf jd Usher, etc...tp aku dah penat la plak nak tulis...so sampai sini je la aku tulis...pkul 10.40 aku pun tibe di rumah aku sndiri...huhuhuhu....lega dah balik umah...perut lak dah kenyang...*burppp~* Alhamdulillah...tq ar sbb ajak aku...semoga korg berbahagia...and kepada ayah n mak maria yg nak gi mekkah...semoga dpt haji and hajjah mabrur...amin...
k.Salam~

I'm A.C.A.P, peace out...

Yusof Si Budak Kampung

ptg td lepas abis main bowling, aku tricking kat 15 dalam lebih kurang pukul 6 mcm tu la...mase tricking2 tu ternampak ar sorg mamat pkai baju biru bertopi putih buat backflip from platform...tp memula tu aku wat donno je...mls aku nak kecoh2 kat mmber2 aku...then selepas beberapa minit kitorg tricking, die pun datang kat kitorg...datang2 sengih2 kat kitorg...aku x tau ape yg disengihkannya...mungkin die nak kutuk skill tricking irsyad ke atau kutuk skill tricking ammar?? setahu aku skill tricking aku lg mantap dr diorg bedua...mustahil ar brother ni nak kutuk2 aku...

pastu, die tibe2 perkenalkan diri die...die kata la nama die Yusof...datang dr kampung...bla bla bla...pastu die tanya, "main capoeira ke?"
"a'ah" -ammar-
bla bla bla...
sape paling hebat?
semua point kat fikri...
hahahahaha!!! mmg nmpk capoeira master dah si fikri ni...tgk sluar je dah bleh tau...hahaahah ROFL!!


pastu die kata die bleh wat satu trick je..."backflip"
huhuhuhu...agak tggi jgk backflip die berbanding backflip si irsyad ni...hahahaha...tercabar ko irsyad...si yusof ni kata die blaja backflip dr kampung...then die suro kitorg ajar die trick2 yg lain...die suro org ajar, tp die x fokus...sibuk tgk tmpat lain...cilanbai tol mamat nih...aku rasa mamat nih blur...pastu irsyad dgn rasa tidak puas hati...lalu die menunjukkan RO back...huhuhu....mamat yusof tu plak wat mcm x impress jek..."sah mamat ni mmg blur" aku ckp dlm ati...xkan nak ckp kuat2 plak...then yusof ni plak wat RO back...fuh, land tuh...ceh padan la x impress...die pun bleh wat...then setelah beberapa minit..die wat plak RO back to back...KRAK!! land head first!! diikuti mukanye!! wtf!! die terbaring jap kat padang tuh...aku ingt leher die patah...silap2 hari bulan bleh lumpuh lak mamat nih...huhuhuhu....then die bngun...smbil geleng2 kepala die...pening kot...aku tnye die..."ko ok x??" die diam je.....risau gak aku...tp die nmpak mcm ok je...owh ya...lidah die berdarah...tergigit kot...pergh...pastu die lepak2 jap then die blah...huhuhuhu...sakit sial...so pengajaran pada hari ini...jangan jd jackass mcm si yusof nih...pergh...silap2 ari bulan bleh lumpuh tuh...ape2 pun...
be like me A.C.A.P As Cool As Pro...chow!!

Open House Rumah Putri

mlm ni dlm pkul 7.50 aku dah siap2 nak gi umah ammar..sbb aku dah janji pkul 8 msti dah ada kat umah die..so aku pun btol2 sampai pkul 8..aku tgk umah ammar mcm xde org je..so aku gi la jalan2 dulu...pkul 8.20 aku dpt msj dr ammar...die kata "jd ke x nie?"...aku pun kata la jd...dah aku tgk kat umah die kosong je...tu yg aku merayau...ingtkan die gi kedai dulu bli air ke...etc..

siddiq lg 1 hal...dtg lmbt gile..die kata alasan gi open house umah kawan tu bagus...so sng nak kuar mlm and dpt pinjam keta...padahal kena membebel dgn bapak die ade ar...sng ape kebendanye...yg peliknye bapak die nak ungkit kisah lama pasal die langgar keta org...bawak keta auto pun bleh langgar org...*cough*noob*cough*...tu la...tipu lg mak bapak...masuk neraka la kau sidiq...pastu seperti biasa die akan wat conclusion kata kena amik aku dgn ammar dulu bru nak amik irsyad...padahal irsyad x kata mcm tu pun...aku xtau ape kena dgn siddiq ni...conclusion tahap melampau dah sejak die masuk UIA...amik course "LAW" plak tuh...adesss...parah parah...

pkul 8.35 die sampai umah ammar..then siddiq pun drive gi umah irsyad...irsyad bleh lak smpai tertido tggu si siddiq ni...huhuhu...dah amik irsyad, si irsyad ni plak nak gi topup..aduih...mkin lmbt la plak...dah settle topup and segala mslh...kitorg pun sampai umah Putri pada pkul 9...huhuhu...

pada mulanya agak malu jgk kalo nak masuk rumah die mcm tu jek...nati nmpk mcm x sopan ar plak...kite org melayu..penuh dgn budaya dan adab sopan...then aku pun msj Putri suro die jmput kitorg kat dpn umah...then masuk2 salam2 dgn bapak die...pastu kitorg pun amik la mknn yg terhidang di hadapan rumah tu...herm...nasi goreng die bleh tahan jgk...dan aku jgk ada amik 2 ketul cekodok kot...mmg sdp gile ar cekodok tuh...rangup gile!! siddiq plak mmberi alasan nasi goreng die kurang menarik...aku rase ok je nasi tu...pastu die mkn hanya 1-2 bijik cekodok...ceh! bajet diet ar...bajet nak tunjuk kat hamizah ko mkn skit ar ni...poyo je nak cover2...aku dpn putri pun aku mkn mcm biasa je...yg sidiq ni plak nak cover2 dpn hamizah...padahal nak ajak gi mapley lepas gi open house umah Putri ni...irsyad dan aku mkan bnda yg sama...ammar plak lebih kepada kuih muih...

sambil2 mkn tu ada jugak aku sembang2 dgn Putri...kitorg just borak2 kosong je...smbil mkn tuh ada band mmpermainkan byk buah2 lagu utk para tetamu...kwn2 aku lak suke lak diorg nak kena2 kan aku dgn putri...huhuhuhu...aku dibuli mlm ni...xpe2, mlm ni mlm korg...esk2 maybe ari aku pulak...dlm borak2 tuh, sidiq wat conclusion lg sekali...die kata abg pertama putri pandang slack kat kitorg...padahal mase aku tgk abg die tu, abg die pndang mcm biasa je...siddiq, tlg hentikan conclusion anda..

ok2, setelah settle mkn2 and borak2, pada pukul 10 tu kitorg pun angkat kaki kluar dr rumah tu...tp sblm kuar kena la salam tuan rumah dulu...nati nmpk mcm kurang ajar ar plak...so sekali lg diorg cube kena kan aku...diorg suro aku masuk dlm umah sorg2 and salam ayah putri...ammar ar saje je kononnye nak highlight kan aku kat parents putri...aku agak nervous jgk nak slm dgn ayah die...sbb ayah die nmpk mcm garang je...nak x nak..aku slm la jgk...huhuhuhu...smpat jgk aku borak2 dgn ayah dan mak die...tp mak die aku x salam la...haram..hehehehe...u know what, ayah dan mak die masih ingt kat aku tuh walaupun dah setahun x berjumpa...fullamak...ini maybe petanda baik...then mase nak balik tu putri dan kawan die hamizah temankan kitorg smpai kat dpn gate...then kitorg pun balik...x jd gi mapley...lepak umah ammar jap tgk amir and ammar main game Fable 2...smart jgk graphic die...

pkul 11.15 aku balik..pkul 11.30 sampai umah...lepak2 jap then msj putri pada pukul 12 hingga 12.45...12.45 gayut pulak ckp pasal kat rumah die td..hehehehe...dlm sejam lebih jgk kami bergayut...then aku pun sambung menulis blog berkisah kan cerita "Open House Rumah Putri" ini...maka tercipta la cerita ini di blog aku...so ini sahaja yg aku nak cite dlm blog ini..
so be like me A.C.A.P As Cool As Pro..k.chow!!

Butterfly Twist, its Recorded!! Yehauww!!

Ari ni aku bgn lewat seperti biasa...wee~ pkul 10:30 bru nak bgn...then aku aku seperti biasa akan check aku punye phone...owh, 1 message received dpd siddiq...die bertanyakan kpd aku ingin pergi ke rumah irsyad atau tidak...then pukul 1 aku smpai umah ammar...aku pun park la moto buruk aku kat dpn umah ammar...yg si ammar plak x reti2 nk angkat fon bile sidiq call...so nak xnak...aku pun naik je la keta sidiq...then dlm hampir pkul 2...bru la dpt masuk umah irsyad...stelah beberapa minit kemudian fikri dan ali pun sampai, azam smpai lmbt sikit...pergh!! ali mkn mcm anjing, sate and kek sepinggan, laksa semangkuk, makaroni sepinggan, nasi tomato sepinggan...pergh...siap bleh kata nak mkn lg...pergh!! perut apakah yg beliau miliki??

pada pukul 4, "maria" bukan nama sebenar dan didi dtg umah irsyad...huhuhu...mcm bwk bakal menantu la plak...tp bgus2, aku respect keberanian si irsyad ni...kalo aku, maybe aku x berani...pada masa tu didi x menjamah sedikit mknan pun...al-maklumlah...die puasa...biasa la pmpn...seperti biasa aku menyuruh irsyad melayan 2 org tetamu itu...huhuhu...maklumlah...aku seorg sahabat yg memahami rakan2...aku menolong irsyad membina masjid...cewwahh...ada jgk aku terdengar diorg berborak tentang aku...terpetik2 nama aku berulang kali...fuh! famous jgk aku ni di kalangan kawan2 irsyad yg lain...

pada pkul 4.45 kitorg pun mula mengangkat kaki untuk keluar dr rumah tersebut kerana telah berbincang nak tricking pada pukul 6 ptg tersebut...pergh!! masing2 dah terbakar semangat setelah melihat trick2 yg dilakukan sabree pada jam raya yg lepas...then aku blik umah utk salin baju...owh, sidiq juga ada meminjam baju ayah aku...hahahaha...nasib baik baju tu aku amik dr stor umah aku...kalo x msti ayah aku mrh kalo amik dr almari beliau...hahahah...so kitorg berkumpul di stadium seksyen 15 pada waktu yg tepat...then kitorg melakukan pelbagai trick disitu...aku mmbawa sebuah kamera yg bru sahaja ayah aku beli utk di test...herm...quality die not bad la berbanding kamera ayah aku yg dulu...habis pcah gmba yg dulu...huhuhuhu...

owh...hari ni aku dpt land btwist bebrapa kali...and its recorded dude!! wee~..thanx to sabree kerana die telah mmberi byk inspirasi kat aku...then pd pkul 7 kitorg blah dr lokasi tersebut sbb dah maghrib da...so skang aku nk mantapkan skill2 aku..bru bleh nmpk cool...
so be like me A.C.A.P As Cool As Pro...ok, chow!!

Adik Angkatku

hari ni aku borak2 dgn adik angkat aku yg sudah hampir 3 bulan tidak berborak....huhuhu....herm...aku dgn die just borak2 biasa je through ym...aku x borak2 x bermakna aku dah x amik kisah pasal die...aku borak2 dgn die just tanya mcm mane dgn die skarang, ok ke x, etc...aku ada jgk jenguk2 page die mcm seminggu sekali, maklumlah...aku busy skit semenjak masuk Universiti nih....

herm...i told u, she's cute, and she will have a boyfriend soon...that is what she told me in the conversation...so i hope that her boyfriend can take a good care of her...i dont want her to be like when her ex-bf dump her...very2 emo at that time..herm..when she was emo, i slowly tried to make her told me what happen to her...fiuuhh~ wee~ i made it...then what i need to do is to chill her up and laugh, it takes me about half an hour to make her laugh i think...owh, yeay~ i made it again...wee~...herm...what ever it is, i think she's look happy now....and that makes me feel comfortable already...hehehe...

owh ya, sori for not keep in touch with you for about three months...hope you will understand my situation here...

PKMY Raya Jam 2008!!

ok2, this jam was organized by the pioneers of pkmy(3run malaysia), Sabree, Amir and Qayyim. the jam was damn cool!! especially, sabree!!! damn!! he did lots of cool tricks that i never expected to see from him!! i saw lots of improvement in him since "the star parkour article", he did the webster to aerial twsit!! damn combo!! J-layout!! damn cool!! and all of his tricks have the air, smoothness, height, ect...

herm.., i think i will never be as good as him if i dont have a gym...so i need a gym!! gimme a gym with full equipment!! i'm noob!! help me!!

i think i'm satisfied with this raya jam, if not, i kill the posers who said that they are going to join this jam!! where are you posers!! lots of excuses!! your excuses cant be accepted!! posers!!

owh ya...i cant wait to watch sabree's first official sampler on youtube, also with the raya jam video...so posers, stay away from me!! I hate you!!

so be like me ACAP As Cool As Pro!!

Canon HV30

aku ni mmg minat edit video...tp sebijik camera pun aku xde..and aku lak xde ar power sgt dlm edit2 video, skit2 tu boleh la...nak kata "as cool as pro" x jgk...haish, name acap je lebih...dlm byk2 short video editting, aku pling ske editting si mat salleh bernama Chase Armitage from 3run..die punye editting mmg gmpk, stunt2 semua die wat sendiri..paling aku suke video die yg bertajuk "free inspiration"...

owh ya, before i forget,
ptg td, dlm pukul 2 lebih, member aku nama "ammar" tetibe semangat msj aku kata nak beli HD camcorder...so, aku pun suruh ammar and sorg lg mmber aku nama "siddiq" on9 ym...kalo kat conference sng skit nak bincang...bincang punye bincang..akhirnye kitorg mengambil keputusan muktamad utk membeli HD camcorder Canon HV30...fuh! mmg hebat sungguh kamera ni...slow motionation die pergh!!! Smarties!! harga plak berpatutan...dlm rm3000 jek....so kitorg dah decide nak tong2 sama rata, sorg kene kuar seribu...and next sem kitorg akan beli kamera tersebut...wee~
so Canon HV30 im coming!!!

My First Blog and My First Post

hello blog...hari ni aku berjaya mmbuat blog pertama aku...wee~ nak diikutkan, aku ni x ske la menulis sgt pasal diri aku...by the way, i will try my best...tp, best jgk tulis2 blog ni...bleh mereleasekan tension...so people im so cool man...A.C.A.P As Cool As Pro? wtf!! aku main wat je ayat nih...so keep cooling man...ok2..tu je aku nak ckp pasal post pertama aku..chow